radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

(Source: rejective, via electrifry)

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: epic-humor)

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: 2chaaaaaaaainz, via lovethyhippie)

i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon 

(Source: danielradcliffes, via fuckyeaamindlessbehavior)

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

(via nahthatsnotveryraven)

sigoynerblod:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

(Source: scumstains, via immaryammxo)

fourleafedcolfer:

i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being

(via fuckyeaamindlessbehavior)